I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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