I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
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