I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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