I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
You were on the drunk bus swinging around on the pole when you decided you were hungry, so you pulled half a bagel out of your pants and ate it. Everyone stared at you, dumbfounded as to where it came from, and cheered
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
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