That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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