I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
two words...techno handjob
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
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