im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
I'm sun burnt so instead of getting drunk and trying to sleep with you, how about we get naked and you scratch my body and rub lotion on me while I rub one out?
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
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