apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
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