it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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