How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
tell me about the fingering
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