did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
In case this wasn't clear when i said being his wingman was "hopeless", his date walked out on him when he poured a beer on his head trying to shotgun it
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
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