I didn't shave. On purpose
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Babe.. You are farting in your sleep and it literally smells like something crawled up your asshole and died.. I'm gagging and I feel like I'm eating your fart right now. I want to tape your ass cheeks shut and plug up that canon you call your ass. All I hear is snores and farts.. You are lucky I love you
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
Randomize
