Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
I woke up with fried rice in my sweatshirt pocket came downstairs and found all the chicken in the fridge gone. I'm THAT roommate aren't I?
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
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