so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
Randomize
