i think i recognize dicks better than faces
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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