just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
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