who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
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