She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
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