And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
Getting business cards printed for tonight. Would you rather be: 1. Vice President of Argentina 2. Celebrity Dental Assistant or 3. Dial-Up Internet Technician
3. Dial-Up Internet Technician.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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