I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
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