I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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