Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
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