you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
we're chasing vodka with high fives
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
My liver just had a heart attack.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
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