Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
omg how embarrassing to not hear the delivery person knocking because you're singing "where are you Pizza" to the tune of "where are you christmas" too loudly
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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