I am slurping my drink like I am going to the electric chair
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
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