talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
Today has been the most awkward masturbatory day of my life. Possibly even more awkward than when my mom found my vibrator on Mother's Day.
This will be the 3rd time you have blacked out and lost your phone only to have some kind stranger find it, charge it, call me, then mail it back to you. Your luck amazes me...
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
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