there was a trapeze. enough said
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
Eric and I got kicked off of karaoke last night. Apparently, singing about masturbation to the tune of "A Whole New World" is not appropriate and definitely frowned upon by the DJ.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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