Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
I got inside last night via doggy door
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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