her vagine was all disorganized.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
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