U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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