Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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