I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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