I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
You're like the curious george of whores
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
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