Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
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