So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
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