my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
party gras won. party gras always wins.
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
just got back. in my inebriated state i broke an ugly lamp and was sent to the store (still drunk) to get a new one. just spent last half hour in isle 3 of dollar general surounded by more ugly lamps and trying not to throw up on each and every single one.
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