Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
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