Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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