why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
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