"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
My parking ticket this morning was 30bucks. I feel like I'm paying the city to fuck you.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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