I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
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