school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
I forget how to act sober
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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