i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
3am cut off hipster s***'s afro on porch. Opened champagne. Felt like delilah cutting off samson's hair. Then shower & anal. So I guess his powers are intact.
What did you want me to do? You know I don't like fat people. I'm an asshole to them sober it only gets worse when I'm drunk
That doesn't make it okay! You tried kicking the girl's mom out where we were having the party at!
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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