There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
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