She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
We are two peas in an std pod
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
Randomize
