What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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