Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
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I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
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