i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
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