Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
ok first of all what the fuck
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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