Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
I've spent so much time on tinder lately I just tried to left swipe an instagram photo of my neighbor
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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