Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
I just woke up in my car with half the wedding cake next to me. This will not end well.
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
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