But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
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