Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
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