I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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