her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
It's really funny to see the look on the sales lady's face when she asks why you're replacing a painting. "I knocked it off the wall during sex w/ my heels," wasn't what she expected.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
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