we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I said ACK before Andy Samberg made it even remotely funny. That tool is stealing all my lines.
Yeah, you've definitely been jizzing in your pants years before he made it socially acceptable
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
WTF was I supposed to tell them? "hi mom and dad, this is some rando I met on the internet. please ignore the noises that will be coming from my bedroom for the next 60-90 minutes. kthxbye."
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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