let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
We had to coat check the pizza.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
Judging by the garbled spelling in the calendar reminders in my phone, drunk me really wanted sober me to take a pregnancy test today.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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